Your (Funny) Ultimate Travel Packing List

Traveling should be fun - and packing shouldn’t feel like prepping for a Mars mission. Here’s your ultimate funny  guide to packing like a pro with humor, style, and no regrets.

✈️ Hand Luggage Essentials

• Passport/Visa – Don’t be that person at the airport.

• Photocopy of Passport – Because losing the original is just too cliché.

• Credit Cards/Cash – Treat yourself (you deserve it!).

• Health Insurance – Just in case you test your ninja moves.

• Snacks – The hangry traveler is not a happy traveler.

• Phone/Charger/Camera – How else will Instagram know you’re having the time of your life?

• One Change of Clothes – Spills happen. Always.

• Books or Magazines – In-flight entertainment when the Wi-Fi fails.

• Sunglasses – For when you want to look cool (or hide those jetlagged eyes).

• Hand Sanitizer/Wipes – Because… the world is a germy place.

• Liquids (100ml or less) – Follow the rules, or face the wrath of airport security.

• No Tweezers/Sharp Things – TSA doesn’t care how bad your eyebrows are.

👕 Travel Wardrobe (Stay Stylish and Practical)

• Light, Layerable Clothes – Because weather loves surprises.

• Tops and T-Shirts – Enough to match your vibe and hide travel stains.

• Jeans/Khakis – Be comfy, look sharp.

• Sweatpants – For those “just woke up like this” moments.

• Walking Shoes – Trust us, your feet will thank you.

• Shabbat Clothes – Show respect and look your best.

• Swimsuit – Pools are calling. Also, the Dead Sea is a thing.

• Sun Hat – Your face will thank you (and it doubles as a fashion statement).

• Flip-Flops – Quick slip-ons for lazy days.

🧼 Toiletry Bag (Keep It Fresh)

• Toothbrush/Toothpaste – A must. Don’t let morning breath scare away locals.

• Hair Stuff – Brush, comb, gel — whatever keeps you fabulous.

• Deodorant – Absolutely mandatory. Non-negotiable.

• Shampoo/Conditioner – Travel size, unless you love overpacking.

• Sunscreen – SPF your way to no regrets.

• Insect Repellent – Because mosquitoes don’t care how cute you are.

🎒 Miscellaneous Magic

• Small Backpack – Your trusty sidekick for day trips.

• Travel Journal – For writing down epic moments (or doodles).

• Converters/Adapters – Unless you want your devices to cry.

• Good vibrations – The best thing you can pack, guaranteed.

🚫 What Not to Bring on Your Epic Adventure

1. Your Whole ClosetYes, we know you might need that third pair of formal shoes “just in case.” Spoiler: You won’t.

2. Exotic PetsYour iguana, Mr. Wiggles, is adorable — but customs officials disagree.

3. A Coffee MakerTrust us, Israel has plenty of coffee — probably better than what you’re used to.

4. "Emergency" Snacks for a YearPacking enough trail mix for a zombie apocalypse will just leave you with melted chocolate and crushed pretzels.

5. Bad VibesThere’s no room in your luggage for negativity. Leave it at home with your expired sunscreen.

6. Useless GadgetsThat portable banana slicer seemed like a good idea at the time, didn’t it?

7. Heels That Could KillIf your shoes double as a medieval weapon, leave them behind. Ancient cobblestones don’t forgive or forget.

8. Your Kitchen SinkYes, you might miss it. But no — it’s not coming along.

9. A Full LibraryE-readers are your friends. Save the physical books for your home library, Professor Smarty Pants.